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The Funniest Joke My Ex-Girlfriend Tells

Once upon a time...

There was a boy named Jack. And Jack loved clowns.

Jack had clown dolls, clown posters, clown bedsheets, clown videotapes, the "Clowns Greatest Hits" CD, clown nightlights, clown exercise videos, the Franklin Mint Clown Chess Set, even the special IBM P166MMX ClownPad laptop.

One day, Jack and his mother were in the store. And Jack saw...

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