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Well, I'd prefer that you don't f**k with the search engine with your "preferences" crap. Maybe you should try searching for "take off your damn skirt, you wuss." Go back and search like a man.

Unless, of course, you aren't a man (this does NOT include pre-operative transsexuals), in which case you are free to keep on any and/or all skirts you may be wearing and continue to search by clicking here.